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Below are lyrics Howard wrote for C.T.F.A., a cosmetics industry lobbying group based in Washington D.C., to the tune of YMCA. If you've got a sound card, you should be hearing the MIDI music now.) Refresh the site on your browser to start from the top, and try a little "Corporate Karaoke"!


Sung to the tune of "YMCA":

Young man, there's no need to feel down, it's just
Crazy, in this Washington town, you get
Dizzy, on this Merry-go-Round
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a Fragrancy Act, you can
Go for, get the Congress to back, with some
Dollars - better run with the PAC And you'll get that bill passed to-day

CHORUS

It's fun to play at the CTFA
Smile every day at the CTFA
Where the men are all gents, and the ladies are dolls
You can lobby with all the pols!

It's fun to play at the CTFA
Go all the way with the CTFA
You can fight for the rights, protecting our cause
You can do it, with all the laws!

Young man, you can try as you may, you can't
make it, on a Senator's pay, you can
Send him, all your eau de toilette
But you've got to notice one thing

We can, turn dollars to scents, if we
Show 'em, not to sit on the fence, by just
turning en-e-mies into friends
We can fur-ther our a-gen-da!!

CHORUS

1996 (c) Howard Stuart



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